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[traansient]

Hey! You've reached Jezeræde! Not here right now so leave a message and I will call you back when I find my phone again.

→ ✆ CALL
→ ☏ VOICEMAIL
→ ≔ E-MAIL
→ ✉ TEXT

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Comments

[traansient]

I am in your life, how is that not reason enough to always be smiling? RUDE.

...nothing. Don't worry your pretty little head about that! What you need to think about is whether or not attempting to use you as a sled dog for a Jack Skellington costume is demeaning.

[howlinginhale]

That's reason enough to develop a drinking issue.

Never happening and go back to the summoning.

[traansient]

You're lucky I like you, fuzzball.

Not even if I make jokes about me riding you? Fine. FINE. And I told you not to worry about it, okay. I promise nothing untoward will happen to anyone you like.