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[traansient]

Hey! You've reached Jezeræde! Not here right now so leave a message and I will call you back when I find my phone again.

→ ✆ CALL
→ ☏ VOICEMAIL
→ ≔ E-MAIL
→ ✉ TEXT

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Comments

[howlinginhale]

No.

[traansient]

Oh my god! You didn't even listen to my whole idea, fluffy! Jeeze.

[howlinginhale]

I don't need to hear more.

Can't you just sit quietly somewhere.

[ It's worth a shot. ]

[traansient]

[ ... yeah you tried, Derek. Kinda. ]

That is like me asking you to smile for no reason, so what do you think. Honest to god, it's not like I am saying we break into the geriatric ward to steal blood for a midnight ritual.

Which, fun fact, old people blood? Not good for summoning rituals, who knew right?

[howlinginhale]

I smile when I have reason to.

What in the hell are you trying to summon?

[traansient]

I am in your life, how is that not reason enough to always be smiling? RUDE.

...nothing. Don't worry your pretty little head about that! What you need to think about is whether or not attempting to use you as a sled dog for a Jack Skellington costume is demeaning.

[howlinginhale]

That's reason enough to develop a drinking issue.

Never happening and go back to the summoning.

[traansient]

You're lucky I like you, fuzzball.

Not even if I make jokes about me riding you? Fine. FINE. And I told you not to worry about it, okay. I promise nothing untoward will happen to anyone you like.